Have you seen the movie “Zombieland”? If you haven’t, you are missing out on a good laugh. The lead character, Columbus (played by Jesse Eisenberg), has a list of rules in order to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
Watch the trailer for “Zombieland” here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_FncB-OSic
EMS is no different! I have my own rules to survive a shift!
- Cardio (it’s the same to survive the zombies!).
- Get a kickass partner (#8 in Zombieland!)!
- Don’t piss off the Fire Crews (or nurses, police, doctors, etc.).
- Don’t put a life to the dead.
- NEVER stand in front of a puker!
- NEVER leave evidence of embarrassing moments behind!
- If it’s not yours, DON’T TOUCH IT!
- (Coming soon)
- Never show your weaknesses.
- Know your own medical history.
- Make sure the cot is clean before sleeping on it!
- (Coming soon)
- Check the back of the ambulance for stowaways .